Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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