Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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