yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
We are two peas in an std pod
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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