and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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