Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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