have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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