i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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