When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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