Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
