the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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