He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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