I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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