i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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