I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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