The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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