I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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