I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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