I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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