At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
