I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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