I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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