He had one of those small greek statue penises
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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