Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just had sex on a roof
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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