shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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