I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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