someone threw a dead crab at me
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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