Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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