what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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