no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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