You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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