I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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