i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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