Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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