I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize