I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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