Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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