the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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