It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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