Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
