yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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