Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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