i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Randomize
