dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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