You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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