how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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