i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
It's Friday. Sex?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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