I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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