Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I still have a little drunk in my system
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
