piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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