Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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