In the future we'll all be gay
420 ftw
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Alive.
So much puke
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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