My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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