Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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