You don't have asthma, your pregnant
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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