Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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